so yeah, my dear friend stine is moving away and i am sad. my dear friend catarine has allready left me and i am also sad for her. this means that if i am to see these people, my new good friends, i must go to a land i have never seen, accross a water dark and deep, voyage beyond where the sun emerges and see all that is... THAT IS????? DENMARK! yeah thats wher they live, although actually they specifically live in some place called something like "kopenhahn" but us english speaking 1st world folk call it "copenhagen." yeah. they make tobacco and good design there. and blondes and cold winters to, but thats the gods' fault, so they cant take the credit.

anyways, she gave this, a bottle of REAL LEGITIMATE non-Anheiser-Busch Budwieser Beer, to me. you may think, WOW that looks like the real Budwieser, only its the other way arround. this one has been brewed under this name in the same place for like 800 years. suddenly you realize A-B stole that s*** and now youre the one whose duped. now the real Budvar brewed Budweiser ("Water from Budvar" or "Bud - Water") is internationally poised to take on the megalomaniacal Seaworld owning company, and suing their ass-off's.

yeah...